as the president i declare that friday the thirteenth is no longer a thing.
your fears are gone. i know, i know, i’m the best president ever. no
need to thank me.
[telemarketer voice] the murder took place in makoto’s room
i wasnt always this funny is it like an aquired skill how did i get funny
like last year i wasnt really but this year i am how
really want to change my url back to danila-for-president
any orthodontist who tells you that you need to floss better than you’ve
been doing it has obviously never had braces
GUESS WHO’S GOING TO THE PITTSBORO CHRISTMAS PARADE
sleigh ride [war flashbacks to band class]
w hat the heck what the heck im llaughing so ha rd whaqt the hekcing heck